Comedy plus pizza, in a 4 hour plan. This Southbank setup pairs bottomless drinks with wood-fired pizza before the Ding Dong Gong Show, a wild 18+ crowd comedy event. I like the super friendly staff and the fact the day is built around a central London location, but the comedy leans hard into strong language, sexual references, and gutter humour, so it is not for everyone.

I also like how the pacing works for a casual plan: you get time to eat and drink, then you ease into the show. The format is built for reactions, not polite chuckles, with fresh comic hopefuls doing short sets and the audience calling the shots.

Key things to know before you go

• Southbank location: you are based centrally on the river side area, near Upper Ground and Stamford Street.
• 90 minutes of bottomless: drinks run during the early slot, then the show kicks off later.
• Wood-fired pizza included: it comes from Mr. Pizza Baby, perfect for a pre-show fuel stop.
• 5 minute comic sets: acts are short, so the energy stays fast and unpredictable.
• 18+ material: strong language and sexual references are part of the deal.
• Diet rules matter: vegan or gluten free pizza is available, but it is not bottomless.

Southbank location and timing, why the 1pm start is a smart setup

The plan begins with an arrival window around 1pm, giving you time to settle in before the main show energy starts. Bottomless brunch runs for 90 minutes, and then the comedy show begins at 3pm. In practice, that timing helps you avoid the usual rush of a late lunch plus a separate theatre booking.

You are also in an easy-to-find part of London: the venue is between Upper Ground and Stamford Street, which makes it simpler to build this into a day of river walks, nearby sights, or an evening meal after. It is the kind of location that works for locals too, not only visitors.

One more practical detail I appreciate: the experience is 4 hours long, so you are not committing your whole afternoon. If your day includes other stops, this format is light enough to keep you flexible.

Bottomless drinks and pizza: what you get, what you should confirm

This is not just a drink ticket. You get a wood-fired pizza from Mr. Pizza Baby plus 90 minutes of bottomless drinks. The drink list includes Big Belly Lager, cider, Prosecco, Aperol Spritz, soft drinks, and Lucky Saint. That spread matters because it covers both classic pub tastes and party-friendly options, so most groups can agree on what to order.

The pizza element also keeps the experience grounded. Bottomless brunch can sometimes feel like you are eating purely to line your stomach. Here, you are served a wood-fired pizza, which tends to be more satisfying than anything microwave-adjacent, and it is timed for the comedy crowd.

Now, the key diet consideration: if you need vegan or gluten free, let the provider know at checkout. But vegan or gluten free pizza is not bottomless. You would get one pizza per person, rather than the bottomless system. If you are counting on an unlimited food flow for those dietary needs, adjust expectations ahead of time so the day feels good instead of frustrating.

Entering The Ding Dong Gong Show: how the 5-minute format plays out

At 3pm, the room shifts from brunch vibe to bear pit mode, and the concept is simple: fresh comic hopefuls try to amuse the audience for 5 minutes each. It is a good setup for people who enjoy watching live comedy where the stakes are real, not just rehearsed.

The audience decides the fate of the performers. That means you are not just a spectator, you are part of the machine. Expect a crowd that reacts fast, and expect the quality to vary. Short sets are part of that charm, because a tough joke does not drag for long. The trade-off is that you might catch more misses than a polished stand-up club show.

It is also explicitly 18+ only, with strong language, sexual references, and gutter humour. If you are the type who wants clean comedy and a relaxed evening, you should treat this as an adult comedy night first, and a brunch second.

The judging energy and the crowd vibe, where people disagree

The event is described as good natured but brutal, which is the right way to frame it. You will feel pressure in the room, mostly because the format is built for reactions and the “judge” structure adds friction to every act.

One thing I think you should know upfront: some people love the extra edge, and some find the judging presence distracting or too loud. If you are sensitive to performers or the spotlight feeling harsh, that might be the biggest drawback of the show style.

The upside is that this kind of environment often brings out bigger laughs. When the room is game, even weaker material can get boosted by timing, heckling energy, and the sheer unpredictability. For comedy fans who want something less formal, this is exactly the point.

Price and value in central London, is $74 worth it?

At $74 per person for a 4 hour experience, the value comes from the combination, not any single item. You are paying for three things at once:

• a prime Southbank location experience
• 90 minutes of bottomless drinks from a fairly varied list
• pizza plus an adult comedy show built around audience participation

If you price out bottomless drinks by themselves in central London, they often feel expensive. Here, the show is added into the same package, and the pizza keeps the early portion anchored. That is why the price feels more reasonable than a drink-only ticket.

That said, you should be honest about what you are buying. You are not booking a refined, predictable comedy night. You are booking an 18+ crowd experiment where acts are fresh, the quality can swing, and the humour style is not subtle. If that sounds like your kind of fun, the value is strong. If you want polished writing and clean jokes, you will likely feel disappointed.

Who should book this, and who should skip it

This works best for:

• groups of adults who enjoy comedy that is a bit chaotic
• people who want a pre-show meal and drinks built in
• visitors who want a London experience that feels more like a night out than a museum day

It is not a fit for:

• anyone under 18
• people who cannot handle strong language and sexual references
• anyone who dislikes audience-participation formats where the room is loud

If you are going with friends, I think it is especially fun because you can share reactions and ride the unpredictability together. If you are trying to impress someone on a first date, it is doable, but only if they are comfortable with adult humour and a rougher crowd.

Practical tips to enjoy the day more

Plan to arrive with enough time to get your drink and pizza portion before the room shifts at 3pm. The 90 minutes of bottomless can go fast once people settle into ordering, and getting fed early makes the whole show experience smoother.

Because vegan and gluten free pizza is not bottomless, those dietary needs should be planned for in your expectations. You can still have a good experience, but it is not a “same rules for everyone” setup for food.

Finally, go into the show expecting variety. The format uses short 5 minute sets for comics who are trying to earn the crowd’s favour. That means you might get a couple of huge hits and a couple of rougher moments, and that is part of the design.

Should you book it?

I would book this if you want an adult comedy night with a built-in meal and drinks, and you like the idea of an audience-powered show where reactions matter. The standout value is the Southbank convenience plus the combo of bottomless drinks and wood-fired pizza that carries you into the show.

I would skip it if you prefer clean, polished humour or you are not comfortable with strong language and sexual references. This is not “just comedy with a few jokes.” It is an 18+ event where the mood can be sharp, and that is the whole point.

If you match that vibe, this is a fun way to spend an afternoon in London without turning it into a full-day commitment.

FAQ

What time should I arrive, and when does the comedy start?

You are expected to arrive for the 1pm start. The bottomless drinks and pizza run for 90 minutes, and the comedy show starts at 3pm.

How long is the experience overall?

The total duration is 4 hours.

What’s included with the bottomless brunch?

You get a wood-fired pizza from Mr. Pizza Baby and 90 minutes of bottomless drinks, including Big Belly Lager, cider, Prosecco, Aperol Spritz, soft drinks, and Lucky Saint.

Are vegan or gluten free options available?

Yes. If you are vegan or gluten free, you need to let the provider know at checkout. Vegan or gluten free pizza is not bottomless and is served as one pizza per person.

Is this show suitable for children?

No. It is not suitable for children under 18, and the event is 18+ only.

Is the venue wheelchair accessible?

Yes, the venue is wheelchair accessible.