Crazy golf in Camden is pure chaos, and Junkyard Golf Club turns that chaos into four themed courses you can choose on the spot. I like the prime Camden Market location and the pick-your-course freedom (one course for 9 holes, two courses for 18). One thing to consider, the fear and horror-style elements are part of the show, so you will want to steer your game choice if you have sensitive kids or you do not want that vibe.

I also like that you can go at any time during opening hours on your selected date, which makes timing easy. The venue runs Challenge 25, so bring a physical ID, and note it is cashless, with major cards accepted.

Key Things I’d Plan Around

• 4 themed courses you choose from, so you are not locked into one track
• 9-hole or 18-hole options, which fits a quick stop or a longer Camden session
• Equipment included, putter and ball are ready when you arrive
• Staff energy and welcome, which can really help when you are walking in off the street
• Cashless, card-only payments, so come with a card you can use
• Fear themes are intentional, with clown, electric-chair, and scrapyard-style sets

Camden Market Location, Right Where the Fun Starts

Junkyard Golf Club sits in the heart of Camden Market, tucked in the area near Camden Lock bridge. The practical win here is simple: you can make this fit your day without a long commute. If you are already in Camden for shopping or wandering, this is the kind of stop that feels built for a couple of hours, not a full production.

When you arrive, you redeem your voucher for entry tickets and then head inside. From there, your job is basically to pick your course(s), get your putter and ball, and start playing. It is structured, but it does not feel rigid. If you want a calmer route, you can choose a course that matches your comfort level. If you want the full spooky treatment, you can select the most intense-sounding option and enjoy the show.

Tickets: 9 Holes on One Course or 18 Holes on Two

Your ticket choice is the heart of the planning. With a 9-hole ticket, you play 1 course. With an 18-hole ticket, you play 2 courses of your choosing. That second option is usually the better value if you are going with friends and want more variety, because you get a bigger slice of the weird world without paying for a full day event.

The course choice matters because each one has its own theme and pacing. Swapping courses also changes your atmosphere mid-visit, so you are not stuck with the same style of obstacles the whole time. If you are unsure where to land, start with the course that sounds most fun to you and add a second course only if you still want more.

Timing is flexible in practice. Your booking is for a date, and you can go at any time during opening hours on that day. Just check availability for starting times when you book, since slots do exist.

What Happens Once You Walk In

The flow is straightforward. You redeem your voucher, then you choose from the courses set up inside. You get a putter and ball, and you play through the holes on your selected course.

If you are doing 18 holes, you switch to your second course after finishing the first. There is no need to overthink it, but I suggest you choose the order in a way that keeps you comfortable. For example, if one course sounds like a lot of fear for you, play it first if you are trying to get it over with, or play it last if you want the visit to end on a high-note scare.

A small but important real-world note: the venue is cashless. Bring a card you trust, and do not count on cash being usable.

The Four Wacky Courses and How to Choose

This is where Junkyard Golf Club earns its reputation. You do not just play golf, you play through scenes that look like they were built from a dark cartoon, a scrapyard, and a science-fiction nightmare that all got along just long enough to make holes.

Here are the four course names and what to expect from each, so you can match your mood:

Bozo: Clowns, Fairground Metal, and Fear-Ground Obstacles

The Bozo course leans hard into creepy clown energy and carnival chaos. You will putt past creepy clowns, over or around Ferris wheels, and through carousels of fear in what the experience frames like a dystopian fear-ground.

If you like visual jokes and big set pieces, this is a fun pick. The drawback is that it can feel more intense if you or your group do not like clown-style characters. Still, it is one of the most clearly themed courses, so it is a great option for people who want the show to be obvious from the first hole.

Dirk: Basement Horror Rave, Electric Chair, and Ultraviolet Toilet

On Dirk, the vibe is basement horror rave. Expect scenes like a basement-style horror rave setting, plus moments framed as a prayer before the electric chair and a mind-bending ultraviolet toilet.

This is the course I would pick if you want the strangest, most theatrical storytelling. It can also feel like the most heavy on the horror cues. If your group is sensitive to horror themes, you may want to pick another course first, or save Dirk for older teens and adults.

Gary: Scrapyard Garage Remix With Mini Roof Action

The Gary course takes you into a scrapyard garage remix. You slide off the roof of a smashed-up mini, then play through piles of auto-junk in a scrapyard-like setting.

This one can be a good balance if you want something physical-feeling and chaotic without going full clown or electric-chair horror. It is still weird, but it feels more mechanical and broken-toys than fear-themed character play. If you want to keep things playful, Gary is often a smart choice.

Pablo: Polluted Paradise With Grizzly Bears and Plane Wreckage

On Pablo, you face cage-fighting grizzly bears and avoid crashed narco planes in a polluted paradise.

This is the course for the group that wants danger-flavored action in a cartoonish way. The obstacle visuals are part of the fun, so it helps if your group enjoys that style. The main consideration is that the themes are intense in description, so you might choose something else if you are trying to keep it light for younger visitors.

The Human Touch: Staff Welcome and Getting Down the Stairs

One of the most praised parts of the experience is the way the staff make you feel at ease. People highlighted how they were greeted in a comfortable, friendly way, especially if the venue felt new or intimidating. That matters more than you might think. A themed attraction can feel chaotic on entry, but a calm welcome helps everyone settle fast.

There is also a clear emphasis on talking with kids directly. One review notes how a staff member at check-in spoke warmly with children and even asked about a favorite super hero. Another mentions getting guided and shown the way when going downstairs. You do not need that kind of extra help to play crazy golf, but it can make a difference if you are traveling with kids, arriving with questions, or just want a smooth start.

Price and Value: Why This Costs About What It Should

At around $16.16 per person, this is priced in the range where you should feel like you got your money’s worth, not like you are paying luxury pricing for a plain activity. The big value points are:

• Equipment is included (putter and ball)
• You get a themed experience, not just generic mini-golf holes
• You can choose 9 holes or 18 holes, which affects how much time you spend
• You get flexibility during opening hours on your selected date

The only major cost you might add is food and drinks, since those are available for purchase but not included. If you want a full meal, plan for extra spending. If you just want a quick fun stop, you can keep it simple and stick to golf and maybe one drink.

Timing Tips for a Smooth Visit

Because you choose your time within opening hours, the “best” timing is really about your group.

• If you are doing 9 holes, consider going when you want a short, focused activity. Finish, then keep wandering Camden Market.
• If you are doing 18 holes, build in a bit more time because you will be switching courses and soaking up the scenes.
• If you are bringing kids, remember the under-18s are allowed before 7 PM, and the last golf slot is at 6 PM every day of the week. That last-slot detail affects how early you need to plan.

If you are traveling with people who get overwhelmed by horror cues, start with the least intense course first. It keeps everyone relaxed and still lets you enjoy the weird sets.

Practical Stuff You’ll Thank Yourself For

Before you go, here is what matters day-of:

• Bring a passport or ID card.
• The venue uses a Challenge 25 policy, so plan on showing physical ID even if you look older.
• It is cashless, major debit and credit cards are accepted.
• Food and drinks are available to buy, but they are not included with your ticket.
• The activity is English-hosted, which is useful if you have questions when you redeem your voucher and pick courses.

Also, the venue runs like a fun attraction, not like a traditional course. You are not solving a navigation puzzle, but you do want to take a moment to understand where your chosen course starts once you are inside.

Who This Is Best For

Junkyard Golf Club is a great fit if you want:

• A themed activity in Camden that feels different from standard sightseeing
• A group outing, because the course themes give you lots to talk about while you play
• A flexible plan, since you can go at different times within opening hours
• A fun option for families, with the under-18 timing rule in mind

It may not be the best fit if you strongly dislike horror-style characters or you want a very calm, low-stimulation experience. The whole premise uses fear elements as part of the design, including clown-style and electric-chair-themed visuals, plus horror rave and animal-danger cues.

Should You Book Junkyard Golf Club Camden?

Yes, if you like weird, visual mini-golf and you want to get out of “museum mode” for a while. The combination of four distinct courses, the ability to choose 9 or 18 holes, and the fact that equipment is included makes it feel fair for the price.

If you have kids, bring ID and aim to arrive early enough for the under-18 time window. If your group does not like horror cues, choose courses with that comfort level in mind, and consider doing only 9 holes so you keep the experience fun rather than overwhelming.

In short: book this when you want a playful Camden break with memorable, ready-to-go themes, not when you want quiet.

FAQ

How many holes do I play with each ticket?

A 9-hole ticket lets you play 1 course. An 18-hole ticket lets you play 2 courses of your choosing.

Where do I go to redeem my voucher?

Go to the Junkyard Golf Club to redeem your voucher, heading toward Camden Market. Look for the first entrance next to Camden Lock bridge.

What does the ticket include?

Your ticket includes entry for the chosen number of holes, a choice of course, and a putter and ball.

Is food and drink included?

No. Food and drinks are available to buy, but they are not included.

Do I need ID?

Yes. You should bring a passport or ID card, and the venue uses a Challenge 25 policy where you will be asked to present physical ID.

Are there any age limits or rules for under-18s?

Under-18s are allowed in the venue before 7 PM, and the last golf slot is at 6 PM every day of the week.